Behind every great man or woman, there is a cat doing its best to get inadvertently stepped on.

Name: Spoons

AKA: Spoons Kentoff, Larry Davis

Home: Within our hearts and memories.

Occupation: Assal horizontologist.

Abilities: Stealth, camouflage, dusting hard-to-reach places.

Likes: Cushiony objects, French fries.

Dislikes: Anyone who doesn't like him.

Quote: "Meow".

Scotch: Dewar's.